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donderdag 1 juli 2010

Breaking News: Twilight Prevents a Terrorist Attack on the Nation's Capitol!

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Of all of the people that you would expect to be Twi-Hards who would have thunk that Islamic terrorists would be amongst Stephanie Meyer's biggest fans?

The Onion News Network has broken the exclusive story detailing how Al-Qaeda's love for all things Twilight prevented them from launching an all-out terrorist attack on Washington D.C.!

Watch the video for all the hilarious details. And take heed evil doers ... the mid-east has lots of sun so if you get out of line we're sending Team Edward over to blind you with their incessant sparkling and broodish tendencies.

Twilight -- it keeps America strong (yet totally emo).

Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author

Breaking News: Twilight Prevents a Terrorist Attack on the Nations' Capitol!